Statistically significant
This post brought to you by a much-needed Statistics study break.
I’m currently wallowing in a pile of papers and tables and numbers. I would make some super corny joke about p-values and other measures of significance, but my brain is bordering on fried. (Is it just me, or do I whine a lot on this blog?)
Anyway, since I’ve been off my detox, I haven’t actually wanted anything for breakfast aside from oatmeal. As much as I adored my yogurt bowls, the thought of yogurt right now makes me want to jump off a cliff.
Go measure the statistical probability of me surviving.

Oatmeal with 1/2 banana and a small handful of chopped almonds!
Forgive the lighting. It was 7am and dark, and all I wanted to do was bury my butt back into my warm bed.
And then, I spent the subsequent morning alternating between halfheartedly doing z-test and t-test problems, and reading random blogs. If you guys haven’t checked out Peas and Thank You yet, do so. I can’t stop laughing at Mama Pea; that woman is hysterical!

Lunch was a nice easy mess of a carrots, a baby gala apple, and an english muffin with egg and hummus. (Doesn’t the plate kind of resemble a really demented looking smiley?)
Hummus actually makes a nice creamy substitute for cheese (learned via vegan friends and also when I was on my no-cheese kick).
Wanna know something embarrassing? I don’t know how to make eggs.

They’re always either undercooked or overcooked. I can make a good number of other things… but hand me an egg, a spatula, and a pan, and I inevitably break out into a sweat.

Good thing I don’t have guys staying over - they’d have to make their own eggs in the morning. Bahaha #badjoke, don’t shoot me!
And because sitting at a table and properly eating one’s lunch is totally overrated…

(Just don’t tell my mother I’ve lost all semblance of table manners.)